SYSTEM ALERT: The metaphor is in his hand
Wait wait wait. His girlfriend needs assistance breathing and he smokes next to her? Hahahahahahaha what the fuck is this
Oh god I am delirious….
I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.
Ask me anything
"Keep your parents smiling. They spent their days, and nights keeping you from crying. "
"You don’t have to save the world to find meaning in life… Sometimes, all you need is something simple, like someone to take care of. "
Countries at war should just blast ‘The Cupid Shuffle’ and ‘Cha cha real smooth’. Let’s be real, you gonna shoot someone when you could be doing family friendly choreographed dancing instead? I think nah.